Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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