i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
