I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize