I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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