Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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