Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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