i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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