Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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