what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
