Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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