i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Of course I have a pirate flag
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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