so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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