My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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