I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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