Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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