I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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