isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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