I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
