just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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