Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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