that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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