Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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