Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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