I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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