I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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