I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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