do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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