Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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