Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's official drugs can't kill me
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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