Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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