I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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