i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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