May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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