:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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