I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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