Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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