no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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