For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
