Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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