do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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