I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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