My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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