If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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