mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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