He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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