OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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