Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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