I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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