Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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