Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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