Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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