is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I forget how to act sober
Randomize