Dual....:-)
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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