I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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