Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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