i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i think i just lost a toe
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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