He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
