Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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