I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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