Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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