its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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