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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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