Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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