normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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