My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Randomize
